Pornrantine - is to quarantine one self by marathon streaming porn

The dish made when a young, butterface girl prone to contracting sexual diseases due to a life of whoring collects the semen from previous solicitors for use as milk substitute in her ritual morning breakfast of Cap'n Crunch Wild Berry Cereal, with all colors except orange and blue carefully removed from the bowl.
Use of spoon is optional.
Use of cock is not.

When your intestines start to grumble and you run for the nearest porcelain god. Diarrhea is then grandiosely peppered out your butthole decorating the porcelain, above the water line!

When you get got and don't know what else to say

The act of texting 3-4 people all at once. It gets really complicated, especially in group chats.