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Virgin Mobile 

The best phone company in Canada.

Never, ever, ever, ever use rogers. It's shit.

Bell is SLIGHTLY better. Virgin is the best though, great coustomer service, cell service, phones, prices EVERYTHING IS AMAZING
"I just switched from Rogers and now have Virgin Mobile. ROGERS WAS THE SHITTIEST COMPANY I'VE EVER HAD TO DEAL WITH, EVER"
Virgin Mobile by max223 November 19, 2006
Alyissa's are some of the most beautiful humans know to any living beings. Alyissa is a girl that is most of the time sweet, but can be somewhat sour, meaning she can have bad days. She is a funny and charming girl and any guy would be lucky to have her as a girlfriend, or wife. Anyone is lucky to have an Alyissa has their friend. She is loyal and sweet, she cares for you,more than she cares for her own self at times. She will always have your back and you will never be able to stay mad at her. This is mostly medium height girl. Sometimes Alyissa's take things the wrong way, even when it is not intended to come out that way, nor said that way. Alyissa's are usually blonde, yet sometimes they can be brown-heads. But ALL Alyissa's are flawlessly perfect.
Landon : Dang! She is a bombshell.
Zack : She is a beauty.
Andrew : Of course she is, she is Alyissa
Alyissa by Booty Twerker January 7, 2013

A.A.D. (Accidental Ass Discharge) 

When someone farts And then then accidentally craps themselves. I.E shart
Uh oh, hope you didn't just crap yourself, or have an A.A.D. (Accidental Ass Discharge)

That'll put some chest on your balls!

The strongest of any type. The devil's dosage. Coke, Dank, Booze, Rave Pills, ANythING; the phrase uttered after consuming.
"Dude, I'm about to pop this exo, then take 3 drops of acid, then shoot 3 tequila shots!"

"Damn, Cleroy! That'll put some chest on your balls!
Well, Billy, that sure was some crazy hoodang we had the other night!
hoodang by El Ninja May 31, 2004

douche tax 

The extra fee charged by an escort/prostitute when a trick is a total douche.
"Seriously, my last John just cried about some old movie for twenty minutes; I had to charge him a douche tax."

"This fucking guy just wanted me to watch him jack off in the mirror, he paid the double douche tax."
douche tax by in_a_days May 29, 2009
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