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Fake Fan (Football) 

A Fake Football Fan (or Glory supporter) claims they support a football team with huge interest, but in a matter of fact have only supported them for them winning a trophy or because their friends support them . Many fake fans support Manchester United, but there are many others. Many fake fans "swot" up on their desired clubs facts and spit these facts out at you and every possible moment, to prove their support for the club. But in real terms, they never have watched them in the skin and have only watched them on television. Also, some fake fans my buy replica shirts as well, and wear these at every possible moment to prove their support.
" Did you know that Wayne Rooney...". "Ryan Giggs is...." "But you're such a Fake Fan (Football)
Fake Fan (Football) by Liam.M May 22, 2011

Support Role 

Someone claiming to play a support role is in fact just reducing the sentence "I'm a gaping, smelly, pussy" into a cleaner, more widely accepted, term.
Arrjibarbar: 1v1 me!

Some Faggot: I can't, I play a support role.
The name for a female who just stabs people at random, usually named jassica or something similar.
Bro, we knew something was about to go down, than sure enough chick turned totally stabica. She's crazy!
Stabica by Jason Jay Shields January 2, 2021
Friend: l & C on my new insta pic
L & C by Instalover December 3, 2016

Disertified 

To be known for something great or being Great person to someone
Jonny Tells Ashley she is a disertified person
Disertified by JordanLee July 19, 2023

fortune cookie wisdom

When somebody claims to be smart, but half of the shit they say is obvious and can be found in a fortune cookie.
Asshole - Work hard and you will be okay.
Normal Guy - No shit, thanks for the fortune cookie wisdom, asshat.
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