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Urban Dictionary

Jan Juc Juicer

One is to collect a vile of a males semon, as said male lays down flat and the penis milked like that of a cow, the semen is then added to a juice of the juicers choice to then be consumed by whomever it may apeall
Yeah, last night I gave terry a Jan Juc juicer , he loved it, said it tasted wonderful

Perkasie 

Perkasie PA is an okay place. Its got some nice skate parks, and covered bridges, some REALLY GOOD local food (I'm talking about you "The Perk" and "The Ram") but that's pretty much it. The people there are assholes though. They are not welcoming of outsiders. Don't bother coming here if youre sensitive to what people say to you. I've had the pleasure of living in this place for 3 years. Crime is second to none , and housing is nice, land is vast and beautiful, and you're next to the best place ever, Quakertown PA.
Person 1: "Yo I love Perkasie!"

Person 2: "Hell no, I know we live here, but Quakertown is much better"

Person 1: "Yeah, you're right..."
Perkasie by Borgg_ May 26, 2023

ORINOCO GOLD 

Its obelieving otherwise known as fools gold. It's a gold mining company that has fooled its investors into thinking it produces gold and runs a sustainable company but it really doesnt.
He is doing a Orinoco Gold.... a what? An Orinoco, he has fooled everyone into believing him... that's gold mate! He has fooled them all...
ORINOCO GOLD by Whatthefuxk August 2, 2018
A word used in an exclamatory way to express shock and annoyance in a light hearted way. ‘Fuckcakes’ differs from other exclamatories as it is used in a non-serious way.
‘Oh fuckcakes, I dropped my donut on the floor...’
Fuckcakes by BanterBro December 23, 2018

McDating 

To spend time with someone whilst going through the motions of a dinner date but actually only eating a McDonald's meal!
Jennifer: "Hey Andy, when we McDating next?!"
Andrew: "How about Sunday before my basketball game?"
Jennifer: "Yeah, sounds good."
McDating by jenpro November 18, 2011

masterbating date-imitater 

The guy who imagines a whole date with a girl using his hand as the girl. He'll cook diner and then just makeout with his hand too scared to make a move, c,mon you know they exist....

.....also, he may put clothes on it, even name it
Doug: "Hey Rocco, remember Norb?"

Rocco: "Ya, man, he used to try and get me to talk to Julie, ...I mean his hand, ...really freaked me out man.

Doug: "Dude I know, he was a classic case of a masterbating date-imitater."