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Rebecca Black 

Singer of the song "Friday", she is the person accredited to clearing up confusion as to where in the week Friday actually falls. Her inspiring lyrics "yesterday was Thursday (Thursday) Today it is Friday (Friday). Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards" removed any confusion anyone may have had.
She is also an advocate for the "Difficult Decision- Which Seat Can I Take?" organization. She herself has had to deal with the stressful feelings that comes with picking a seat.
Thank you so much Rebecca Black, for showing me that my difficulty in choosing a seat to sit in is not uncommon.

Blind Melon 

to pull a blind-melon: to get up and walk away from a situation which is uncomfortable or frustrating.
They kept clowning me so, I just pulled a blind melon. It was very liberating.
Blind Melon by bootyfaceheadbutt September 3, 2005
A youtuber who used to be good, now little kids are subbed to him.
Daniel Middleton is a YouTuber who plays various games like, Minecraft, and Roblox (ew)
But, since he started playing Roblox, little kids started saying "OMG DAN TDM MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
DanTDM uploads a video.
5 minutes later
Little kids: DO MORE PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
also why are there 10 year olds on urban dictionary, tell me.
DanTDM by Gazingle August 4, 2017

pastry chef

A sex act performed in the following manner:

1. Have sex with a condom on
2. Bust a nut inside the condom
3. Remove the condom
4. Bite a hole in the tip of the condom
5. Squeeze out the contents of the condom in a decorative pattern on your partner's face.
I had sex last night and gave her the pastry chef.
pastry chef by NasteeVag March 29, 2009
the prefix of all black girl's names
oh look it's shatara with her sisters shaquandra and shaniqua! girl, i didn't even be seeing you walking up to me in tha middle of tha night!
sha by shatara125 December 15, 2008

granola guys 

the type of guys that wear patagonia, columbia, and north face that go on weekend hikes and camping trips. the kind that looks like they will bust out a nature valley granola bar out of nowhere.
girl: “oh yeah, i’m into skaters. hey, what’s your type?”
her: “oh, i really like granola guys. like that guy over there.”
girl: “yeah he gives off a granola vibe”
Meschal is such a wonderful sweet sweet girl. She’s absolutely delightful and will love to have you over for tea. Her favorite thing to do one friday nights are to hang out with her dolls and listen to the Barney and friends ™ limited edition soundtrack. She’s quite shy and is beth sensitive so be sure to not hurt her feelings!!! Meschal is a lovable elegant young lady who is sure to find her perfect husband in many years to come
person 1: i hope we get invited to meschals play date after school today!!!
meschal : i love you guys please come over!! I just ordered my Barbie limited edition collectibles.
meschal by meschalfsnclub November 21, 2021
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