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An innocent phrase to pick up a girl
-How do you get laid with the ladies?

-I use direct opener: "Mam, would you like to fuck?"
-But you can get slapped in the face!
-Well, some slap, but some fuck
opener by dildo777 July 25, 2018

media haze

confusion either induced by the media or from which the media suffers; when the media obfuscates rather than enlightens.
I hope and pray that the American people can cut through the endless media haze and partisan nonsense and finally pick some responsible and intelligent leaders.

jungkook 

Jeon Jeongguk is his full name. A guy that have many talents, a bunny, handsome and a beautiful person, in short, a golden maknae from the group bts
" annyeonghaseyo jeoneun bangtan sonyeondan hwanggeum maknae jeon jungkook imnida "
jungkook by bangtaan August 23, 2019

Koch sukker 

A delusional republican that as a ditto head listens and believes everything that the desiminators of the Koch brothers propaganda on the Fox network drones on about.
Gee that Sarah Palin is real Koch sukker.
Koch sukker by hipshot November 5, 2011

Un decisive swine 

A dumb ass who knows nothing and lives under a rock also has no knowledge what so ever
Bob-how do we eat

Person-your a un decisive swine your so dumb
Un decisive swine by Busterrox February 19, 2018
Short for “Suck my big fat pussy,” used as an alternative to “fuck you.”
Girl 1: You be lookin hella ratchet today

Girl 2: SMBFP, Bitch!
SMBFP by xxeberdtxx July 19, 2021
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