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Urban Dictionary

flangetta 

A woman of poor feminine hygiene, whose presence is noted by the lingering scent of decaying fish emanating from between her legs.

Most commonly encountered on the London underground, bus shelters and begging for change outside Tesco
"Don't go in the bus shelter mate, there's a right flangetta in there!"
flangetta by Borne September 23, 2004

Althazagoraphobic glossofelia 

1. A condition where a person talks too much or too loudly in a public area
Guy1 "That guy has asked the tour guide 4 questions that he allready knew the answer to and the tour just started. Wha is his deal ?"

Guy2 He suffers from althazagoraphobic glossofelia, he has a fear of being ignored so he monopolizes conversation in a public arena"

Guy1 "Ok, if he keeps doing this on the bus ride I'll tell him to S.T.F.U."

Guy2 "I'll give you a dollar if you do, thanks."

Television 

An idiot box normally a drug of choice that will hypnotize you and make you think you're actually going somewhere in your life and you wake up and you realize you were watching tv
Wow television is just gonna make me regret my decisions in life then it'll just be an idiot box
a spanish name that means divine usually a girl wth bangs very brave and non chalant likes to play in her school band asks liking questions
Divina is so chill
Divina by Jazmine96 December 5, 2022
When you are constipated to the point where your hard deer like shit pellets are compacted against your anus wall resulting in the formation of a hard, bumpy, phallic shaped demon that when expelled from your bowels after a few days of hibernation poop rapes you,resulting in a tearing and bleeding of your universal o ring and depending on the person sometimes a shameful arousal.
i was laid up in the hospital for a few days and was given so many opiates that after a few days of being unable to defecate i finally succumbed to taking a suppository which led to me ultimately being poop raped.
poop rape by otto outre February 9, 2017
the biggest abomination to the techno music genre to date
Dubstepper: "Hey man you want to go check out this new dubstep song i got"

Me: "...you've got to be fucking kidding me...let me guess the beat goes 'whomp,whomp,whomp,whomp,whomp'"

Dubstepper: "wow you have it already?"

Me: "you're a moron."
dubstep by twegz18 February 26, 2011