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Urban Dictionary

Hyper-simp 

This is the highest form of simping. The men in this category babysit the children of women who they don’t even like anymore. Typically the women are ex gf or ex wife’s. The man is dominated by these women even after the relationship is over. Yet he still treats her as though she’s a queen.
Jayson still babysits his ex gf kid for free, he’s a hyper-simp.
Hyper-simp by Kingsheriffdaddy August 7, 2021

Bacon of the Sea (BOTS) 

A very large annoying woman typically found at the workplace who only works 4 out of every 60 minutes and spends the rest of her time bringing down other's productivity. Name is derived from her looking like a large sea mammal, hence the name sea bacon or bacon of the sea...
Damn dude, Bacon of the Sea (BOTS) wouldn't leave me alone for over an hour. I couldn't get shit done...

It is preferred to use the acronym as it is easier to say than the full blown words.
A cigar that has been hollowed and refilled with marijuana. The term 'blunt' was originally derived from the preferred brand of cigars for this operation, Phillies Blunts.
"I twist a blunt tighter than those bitches in Havana!" - Uncle Elroy, 'Next Friday'
blunt by LazyBlaze May 7, 2003

niggailisious 

when a nigga taste good
" man you taste so niggailisious"
niggailisious by nglo0407 March 30, 2021
(In context for Instagram); When a user who comments on a post has a reply to that comment that gets more likes than the original comment. Any comment is “ratioed” when the likes on a reply to that comment outnumber it.
*User @snowflake.em a comment on a post; gets 540 likes
*another user @codeinedream replies to that comment; gets 2540 likes on that reply
“Bro @snowflake.em just got ratioed hard on @codeinedream’s post
ratioed by playboipinoy December 28, 2020

conyozoned 

verb:
When you are a thoma that got ayaka'd by ayaka

adjective:
D4t1 4y4w n1y4 s4k1n ng4y0n sh3 w4nn4 fvck
verb:
sheeesh bro i got conyozoned

adjective:
n4g s3s3l0z k4ny4ng b0yfr13nd gu5t0ng m4n4p4k
conyozoned by minatozakii July 31, 2021