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Urban Dictionary

milk pipeline 

When two dudes are having buttsex and one dude ejaculates into the other guy's ass while the catcher ejaculates on the floor.
"I heard Will and Taylor performed a milk pipeline last night while they were having buttsex. It was a perfectly timed execution."
milk pipeline by Jon B.R. January 30, 2016

the stoned age 

The era in ancient history where people used coca plants (cocaine) and other modern halluncinagenic plants in every day life.
Archaeology digsite in Pompey
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.
the stoned age by @ngrym0thertrucker September 1, 2013
A bomb ass girl who doesnt take no for an answer, she will tease you until you cant take it anymore . She is beautiful an can twerk like no ones buisiness. Youll love her like no other,she can take over your mind.
Your girl is stupid bad and her name is too (janesa)

L'Anse Creuse: Middle School- North 

This school is just a disappointment. 6th graders act like they own the place while the 7th and 8th graders vape in the bathrooms and possibly do drugs. Everyone at this school is an awful person, literally refusing to even try to act nice. And don't even get me started on some of the male teachers being pedos.
Oh, your friend goes to L'Anse Creuse: Middle School- North? Man, I feel bad for them.

subsidy milker 

A clever fellow who, given the opportunity, milks the state in that he or she applies for and receives all available state or EU subsidies regardless of entitlement.
Well, shiver me timbers, if it's not another subsidy milker !
subsidy milker by Muffindamule October 4, 2006

mike durant 

A heterosexual male, with defined biceps and triceps and a bulging chest. Many call him dad due to his beauty and slight pedohpilic look. He is an engineer and God's gift to this Earth.
Oh Mike Durant I wanna bone his biceps
mike durant by thesilentlicker211 August 15, 2016