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Urban Dictionary

montuffalo 

The big burly girl you have to go though to get to the girl you want. Origions started with crossing Montana and buffalo. Hence, montuffalo.
That girl is so hot but her montuffalo friend wont let me get near her.
montuffalo by Iggway Palmer September 29, 2008

Newfienism 

Ones belife to live the life style of a Newfie (Newfoundlander) Which means partying all night and hangovers all day , and the most sexualy active youth in Canada.
Dude what religion are you.

Fucking Newfienism man.
Newfienism by El'Bobert March 10, 2010

gay assed 

Commonly used to describe something that really, really sucks
What the fuck?! My car's broken down, mother fucker?! That's some gay assed shit going down!
gay assed by Green Will August 18, 2006

Edward Cullen

A stupid fuck and Mary Sue- corrupting dangerous amounts of people every day with his ~*SPARKLY SKIN*~ and retardation.
A character from "Twilight" one of the shittiest and worst written series in existance.

"EDWARD CULLEN SPARKLED SO MUCH I CREAMED MYSELF"
Edward Cullen by SPARKLYROCK January 14, 2009
Paige is a great friend. While at times you may love to make fun of her and occasionally tell her how much she "sucks," you really love her. She is pretty even though she thinks she isn't. She has lots of friends (some real and some fake) and has all the boys running after her. While at times she can be depressed or is going through something, she still never fails to put a smile on your face. People sometimes seem to hate her for how real she is, but I personally love my BFF.
Me: God, Paige, u SUCCCCKKK
Paige: God (y/n) u SUCCKKK
Me: Paige, u suck, u choke, u spit, u swallow, u digest, u indulge, get pregnant, die, reincarnate, and repeat.
Paige by Skssnsisnaoanisis February 25, 2019
Noun/Adjective/Pronoun, the use of this word are endless. Basically someone/something/description of the worse kind of scum imaginable. Worse than the old shit stain around your toilet bowl that has been encrusted over by multiple shits. Calling someone a fuck head is a compliment compared to calling someone this word. The leftover dried up crusty cum.
"You are a dipshit, bitach ass, dick head, ding bat, doofus looking, dingus, fuck face, cock squeezer."

"Oh, so you're saying i'm a dick scum?"
Dick Scum by BevinBates September 19, 2019
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