A person who gets simps for just being on earth and could cry over an anime scene that wasn't even that fucking emotional but we can't judge or he will fish slap us
bluemirror: hi person: fucking dies bluemirror: ok
A bagel, useally not toasted (your own perfrence), that males use for a masterbation tecnique, to spice up their lonely lives, or if their girlfriend is pregnant
Prego girlfriend: wtf this is all over this bagel?
boyfriend: oh i used it as a doodlebagel lastnight, because your hormones were flaring lastnight
Prego gilfriend: you stupid fucker thats gross