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cakebreath 

when you eat someone's "cake" and your breath smells like ass
her: eat my cake
him: u givin me cakebreath
cakebreath by gaydumbnerd November 13, 2022

doodlebagel 

A bagel, useally not toasted (your own perfrence), that males use for a masterbation tecnique, to spice up their lonely lives, or if their girlfriend is pregnant
Prego girlfriend: wtf this is all over this bagel?
boyfriend: oh i used it as a doodlebagel lastnight, because your hormones were flaring lastnight
Prego gilfriend: you stupid fucker thats gross
doodlebagel by bigsmell August 30, 2010

Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass 

A pretty damn dark place.
When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.

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1) use this word after someone says something completely lame
2) use this word to fill in the dead, silent moments

note: one can hold the "aaaarrrr" out longer to make meaning more intense
Janelle: ...and then i, like, totally, got my dog drunk! it was like, so funny! and then, when he came home..
You: Yart.
yart by Muncie What? March 5, 2004
Ew, as pronounced by dumbass valleygirls.

Instead of just saying ew, these mentally deficient females add an unncessary "Aaahh" to the word to make sure we all know how disgusted they are.

Also works... with no-awwh, etc.
Girl: Ew-aah, omg wtf bbq
ew-ah by Downvoting Victim August 10, 2005
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