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Merlins Beard 

Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin
1.

Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....

2.

Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard
Merlins Beard by Jimmy Buttcracker August 20, 2013

FOK drake 

Person one: hey

Person two: FOK drake
FOK drake by Thingamajig April 30, 2024
Have some hopede.
hopede by anonymous November 13, 2023

Twatwaffle 

A complete douchebag whose narcissism is unparalleled. To earn the title of twatwaffle, one must post selfies whenever they eat, drink, or take a dump. Additionally they must comment on every social and political issue that is trending for that day, usually hijacking someone else's thoughts. Twatwaffles are fueled by likes and comments on facebook and will go to any lengths to get them.
Did you see that twatwaffle's selfies today? Who takes that many pictures of themselves with a corn dog?
Twatwaffle by KoolFrood June 9, 2020

Indigo Snubbed 

When something is really underrated and is often left off a list without even an honorable mention
Person 1: Top 5 Colors are Red, Orange, Blue, Yellow and Purple Hm to Green
Person 2: *Sighs* Indigo Snubbed Once Again….
Indigo Snubbed by KaiGremory May 29, 2025
This dude is ugly as hell and has no freind bitch
Hey Devon
Devon by What da heck February 15, 2019
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