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When a jew decides to rape someone. If you are jewish, you therefore can jape and become known as a japer.
"uhh i just got japed, fuck"
jape by Wizard Smoke January 6, 2008

the lasher

when a male sticks his thumb up another males asshole and the other male sticks his thumb up the other guys asshole and then they thumb wrestle
Rob and Austen lashered and rob lost
the lasher by George November 18, 2004
shes such a markina
markina by eatcheesestickshoe April 10, 2022

Keyser Coffee Filter 

Similar to other sex acts known as coffee filter but with a dramatic twist reusing the undies for an actual coffee filter
Charl: I was giving Davit a real coffee filter with the Taco Bell I had eaten and stained up my tighty whities good. After our sexual frenzy was over I washed out the tighty whities and since they were already stained I used them to filter my coffee grounds in the percolator because I had run out of paper ones.
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!

Donald Trump 

Donald Trump is, a white supremacists, anti- choice, transphobic, asshole, homophobic, orange, ugly, rapist, racist, shit president, sexiest, small dick, all around horrible person who ruined the USA for 4 years and made over 4 million people lose jobs and raped over 20 people. he is disgusting and ruined this country.
they #1- “did you remember when we had Donald Trump in office?”
Girl #1 “oh my gosh yes that was so bad!”
Donald Trump by FactsOnly. November 7, 2020

Frittedansen 

A dance that was typical for Fritiof, once started as joke at an school party, then at an homeparty in Klyft's own house it became what we call "Frittedansen", While playing Basshunter's song "Elinor" Fritiof started to dance, after that every person in Skåne knows what THE Frittedansen is!
Wow, yesterday's party was sick, he did frittedansen!
Frittedansen by BiBoF March 3, 2019
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