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Walmart brand freedom 

When parents are overly strict and say we live in a free country.
Guy1: “Bruh my parents think that communism is bad they haven’t seen themselves!”
Guy2: “Walmart brand freedom be like

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The Perfect Human Face 

The Perfect Human Face is defined by the four pillars of timeless facial beauty:
1. Clarity of Skin
2. Vivid Skin Color
3. Harmony of Facial Features
4. Symmetry (1.618)
The Perfect Human Face is a website dedicated to bringing the science of Facial Beauty.

The Perfect Human Face is anyone that possesses the Symmetry and Harmony of Facial Features.

Nukewarm 

When you cook food in the microwave and the outside is hot as hell and the inside is still frozen.
I need to go grocery shopping; I've been eating nukewarm burritos for the last three days.
Nukewarm by mollytatertot December 14, 2010
Moulche - Kill a human, before hand feed them with their last meal (make them eat it all for best results) when eaten kill them, proceed to bury there corps without a coffin causing severe rotting. Once rotted to beyond tolerance dig from the burial site and place someone's head between the murdered corps. Once in place directly infront of the victims face you wish to 'moulche' Jump on the dead corps causing all the rotted food and internal organs to blast out in a almighty blast, then proceed to make your victim eat the product of the corps.
moulche by Bcfcpker October 14, 2010

boner hype 

Boner hype, when your a kid, boy or girl, and you keep hearing older people, or perhaps your peers, talking about boners. You don't know what it is, but your curious. Nobody will tell you so it's kind of like that gabo episode of the simpsons.
Dude: blah blah blah, and then he totaly got a boner.hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Other Dude:Funny shit.
Little kid: what the hell is a boner? why is that funny?
Other Dude: maybe if you were a cool teenager like us we'd tell you!
Dude: yeah but for now you will live in the dark! HAW HAW HAW!
Little Kid:man i'm sick of all this boner hype!
boner hype by vulgarity4charity April 29, 2011
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