moulche

Moulche - Kill a human, before hand feed them with their last meal (make them eat it all for best results) when eaten kill them, proceed to bury there corps without a coffin causing severe rotting. Once rotted to beyond tolerance dig from the burial site and place someone's head between the murdered corps. Once in place directly infront of the victims face you wish to 'moulche' Jump on the dead corps causing all the rotted food and internal organs to blast out in a almighty blast, then proceed to make your victim eat the product of the corps.

Im going to moulche your mother!

by Bcfcpker October 14, 2010

mouchee

A bit of hair that grows under the cheeks and next to, but separated from, the moustache.
Found on people who have yet to develop a full face of hair, or who naturally have patchy beard growth.

You should shave those mouchees man, you look like a reject from a Cats musical.

by zorlan February 1, 2009

mouchel

The head of the male penis, Bell End,
From misheard Beatles lyric
"Mouchel, my bell,
Sunday monkeys say the end is done"

Suck my mouchel.

by nawe October 29, 2008

Mouche

A french word meaning 'fly'

Person 1: 'mahoomalaflooma, mouche matoottoo'
Kelly: 'ouche ma flouche, moooooooooooooooooouche'

by Macondiron December 2, 2009

mouche-rocket

1. (noun): An asshole, an offensive term pertaining to someone you would like to send off on a rocket.

2. (noun): Usually a man, a man-douche.

1.
Premise: The men upstairs are disrupting my sleep.
Premise: Any man who disrupts my sleep is a mouche-rocket.
Conclusion: The men upstairs are mouche-rockets.

2.
Ross, Nate, or *Akhtar.

*The grand pooh-ba of mouche-rockets, a logic teacher.

by Pratt the Cat September 18, 2008

mulchen bowl

when one shits in someone elses mouth and stirrs it with his dick.

Mark got a mulchen bowl from Nic, and now his teeth are brown.

by Jdawg/Jmoney February 17, 2007

Mulchero

Hard-working, Hispanic landscaping worker, prevalent in expensive neighbourhoods.

Rodrigo could tell by the pungent, earthy odour and the neatness of his flower beds that the mulcheros had visited that day.

by superdougio April 14, 2009