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Moulche - Kill a human, before hand feed them with their last meal (make them eat it all for best results) when eaten kill them, proceed to bury there corps without a coffin causing severe rotting. Once rotted to beyond tolerance dig from the burial site and place someone's head between the murdered corps. Once in place directly infront of the victims face you wish to 'moulche' Jump on the dead corps causing all the rotted food and internal organs to blast out in a almighty blast, then proceed to make your victim eat the product of the corps.
Im going to moulche your mother!
moulche by Bcfcpker October 14, 2010
A bit of hair that grows under the cheeks and next to, but separated from, the moustache.
Found on people who have yet to develop a full face of hair, or who naturally have patchy beard growth.
You should shave those mouchees man, you look like a reject from a Cats musical.
mouchee by zorlan February 1, 2009
Related Words
The head of the male penis, Bell End,
From misheard Beatles lyric
"Mouchel, my bell,
Sunday monkeys say the end is done"
Suck my mouchel.
mouchel by nawe October 29, 2008
A french word meaning 'fly'
Person 1: 'mahoomalaflooma, mouche matoottoo'
Kelly: 'ouche ma flouche, moooooooooooooooooouche'
Mouche by Macondiron December 2, 2009

mouche-rocket 

1. (noun): An asshole, an offensive term pertaining to someone you would like to send off on a rocket.

2. (noun): Usually a man, a man-douche.
1.
Premise: The men upstairs are disrupting my sleep.
Premise: Any man who disrupts my sleep is a mouche-rocket.
Conclusion: The men upstairs are mouche-rockets.

2.
Ross, Nate, or *Akhtar.

*The grand pooh-ba of mouche-rockets, a logic teacher.
mouche-rocket by Pratt the Cat September 18, 2008

mulchen bowl 

when one shits in someone elses mouth and stirrs it with his dick.
Mark got a mulchen bowl from Nic, and now his teeth are brown.
mulchen bowl by Jdawg/Jmoney February 17, 2007

Mulchero 

Hard-working, Hispanic landscaping worker, prevalent in expensive neighbourhoods.
Rodrigo could tell by the pungent, earthy odour and the neatness of his flower beds that the mulcheros had visited that day.
Mulchero by superdougio April 14, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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