A term used when one encounters insanely bizzare situations. "Shoeeewtfml" is a word used when someone simply cannot think of any possible logic or words for the insanity of the situation that he or she is in. (The number of e's in this word may vary.)
Vincenzo: "Wow...i've liked her for 64576889 years and now she's involved with this man who is 100 years older than us! Shoeeewtfml."
Andrea: "Wow I just got rejected by the man of my dreams for an Asian girl. Shoeeewtfml!"
1. Someone who is cute and chubby.
Someone who has friends and has a life unlike some people from retarded instituition. Someone who makes life peaceful. Someone who can also swear.
1. Johnny is such a lavesh.
2. Lavesh is a lavesh unlike aditya sinha.
3. Lets be a lavesh.
A form of music that can come in many meanings that incorporates beat, poetry, rhythem, tempo, etc. It may or may not have background music. It can be sung quickly(bone thugs N' Hormony) or slowly (biggie smalls)
Me-Me and my friends are gonna do a rap battle, wanna join us?)