Shane
Name: Shane
Date of Birth: 10,000 b.c.
Height: 4ft 5 in
Weight: 287 lbs
Relationship Status: Complicated (homosexual)
Race: White (thinks he’s Indonesian)
Social Status: Peasant
Salary: $12 every two years
Abilities: Can fit a whole bag of jelly beans up his asshole. Can also masturbate (but not by himself).
Date of Birth: 10,000 b.c.
Height: 4ft 5 in
Weight: 287 lbs
Relationship Status: Complicated (homosexual)
Race: White (thinks he’s Indonesian)
Social Status: Peasant
Salary: $12 every two years
Abilities: Can fit a whole bag of jelly beans up his asshole. Can also masturbate (but not by himself).
Shane by Luc, Adam, Kyle April 8, 2019
