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Urban Dictionary

condoptimism 

When one is preparing to go out for the evening, without any particular reason to expect ensuing romantic congress, and deciding whether or not to bring prophylactics, and decides, "you know what? Yeah. Fuck, you never know, right?" and packs a condom or two. See also: unbridled condoptimism, packing three or more condoms. See also: optimisticondom, a term for such condom itself.
In a fit of condoptimism, I put a Trojan in my coat pocket.
condoptimism by ericardo March 31, 2008

marinate your ribs 

1. An expression used to indicate your desire that one should hold a fart.
Don't fart in the car man just marinate your ribs.
marinate your ribs by Fowler January 20, 2005
Oilfield slang for a tool used to clean out the inside of a flowline or pipeline. Forced through using high pressure fluid.
Hank, get ready to run that rabbit
rabbit by RockMink November 10, 2004

bombshiggidy 

amazing, awesome, anything that rule and or kicks ass hardcore
That movie was the bombshiggidy!
bombshiggidy by FreakInc June 27, 2005
Him: Were you elected?
Her: No. But Zanelle was.
Zanelle by by grace through faith February 24, 2021

In my mouth

What a girl says when she wants a guy to put his dick in her mouth
Girl : come on baby in my mouth

Guy : ok
In my mouth by Venuszr May 10, 2018

Power Couple 

An unstoppable couple with an unf*ckwithable energy. Able to transcend challenge, inner turmoil, and resistance with grace and ease, because individually and together they've been through hell and back. Able to overcome obstacles, offer compassion, and know when it's time to go to war and take charge.
I mean, if Emily and Jason Sissneros aren't a power couple, I don't know who is.
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