I went freaking nukular on His ass.

Ashley: Hey Kara, are you still a virgin?
Kara: No, I got caught by the vunter, Jeremy.
Ashley: Oh really?! You got vunted?!
Kara: Yeah it was like he was seeking out sex with a virgin

"Man, we should hang out with those Wembrey's more often. They make me want to be a cooler person!"
"Yeah, just don't get on their bad side, though; they're GENIUSES."

“Hey dude u done?!”
“No I’m tikshitting!”

People who don't like animals(have a right to)
Her: i hate all animals they are so dumb
Him: dont be speciest, they are all alive, they just are not in the 'human species catagory'.

No.2:
Her: smack*
Him: dont smack the dog.he did not do anything wrong,
Her: its just a dog
Him: she is still alive and can feel pain, don't be speciest!

MrPowerGamerXD is good guy and he is helpful