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Urban Dictionary

Bonus captivus 

when you want to leave the job but delay it beause you don't want to lose the yearly bonus
"John can't leave the company right now, he's in bonus captivus"
Bonus captivus by alex_b June 8, 2016

analeakage 

1) An extremely wet fart; a shart.
2) The substance that causes skid marks.
3) The substance that gives farts a humid sound and horrid smell
4) The result of a colon blast
1) Ohh man I think I just had some analeakage
2) Dad's analeakage make meaty skid marks in his underpants
2) Holy Hell! That analeakage reeks!
4) Jimmy's analeakage just ripped him a second butthole!
analeakage by Jman December 21, 2004
Milo is a self centered bitch. They manipulated me, guilt triped me, and so much more. They care about online friends that they have only known for a number of months compared to people they have known for 6 fucking years. They don’t deserve what they have karmas a MOTHER FUCKING BITCH MILO.
“Oh you just dropped Milo?” “Yeah” “good for you man, I’m glad you could get away from that self centered bitch”
Milo by HAahhH MIA January 25, 2022

afkcorgi 

A sapnap mod that really likes using emotes on discord
Person: Hey Corgi!
afkcorgi: Hi o/ :smile: :Sadge: :Smiledog: :heh:
afkcorgi by pls no ban November 12, 2020
boleton is a gentle giant with a big personality cool hair also had the best crocs and skechers and he also has the smalles weiner in school
wow boleton has cool crocs but and the smallest weiner
boleton by yung foreskin March 25, 2019

lizsauri 

The most beautiful kind girl you’re ever going to meet.means she came form a cave and is a diamond.shes also an Aries and is very smart
Hi lizsauri you are very kind and generous
lizsauri by James Carlene October 18, 2018
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