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chance (aka chancey, chancey pants or chancey poo) is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER. He is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is kind, funny, loyal and SO FRICKING FRACKING HANDSOME! He also has hugeeeeee pp 😏
girl 1 "have you seen chance? he sooooo handsome"
girl 2 "yeah hes my dReAm bOy"
chance "ewwww heee hee haww"
Chance by iwilltakeyobitch June 27, 2022

Shield-maidening 

"Shield-maidening" is a derogatory term that describes when a woman unnecessarily defends a man to gain favor or attention sexually or non-sexually. It can range from her defending/protecting and/or affirming a man's physique, intelligence, dating preference, etc. where it is unwarranted.
This term is the female version of the term "White-Knighting."
I saw this woman shield-maidening a guy online who stated he deserved a supermodel rather than an average woman when other people disagreed with his shallow opinion.

Stop shield-maidening that dude! You're giving them damaging advice!

Oh boy, some chick is shield-maidening.

Kocmoc unleased buff

While Arshadow was verifying Kocmoc unleased, a potential top 1. they decided to buff the level to make it harder and the most famous buff is when Arshadow was lazy to buff a level a normal way so they placed a black oval to cover a section of the level.
It has now become a inside joke where somebody places a black oval and usually says "why is ... buffed?"
Man this level sucks because why does it even have a Kocmoc unleased buff?
Were they too lazy to make a proper buff?
Kocmoc unleased buff by sndh April 17, 2026
Homie 1: damn bro the news said it was gonna be 110 outside today

Homie 2: yea bro it’s boutta be BOOFANDO outside.

Or can be used as follows…

Homie 1: damn bro did you fart?

Homie 2: yea bro that hoe BOOFANDO huh?
boofando by SeeSumSaySum November 24, 2021
A bisayan slang word for angry, but due to LAG while playing mobile games, and sometimes when your ally friend is so noob/stupid but there's nothing you can do about it.
Lagert na kay ka.
(Calm your tits)
Lagert by PastisPATATAS October 2, 2019
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