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Serpent Queen 

in Riverdale, The Serpent Queen is Elizabeth Cooper. Many of you could get confused thinking it's Cheryl Blossom, but she's not.

The explanation is easy. Jughead Jones is the Serpent King, so it'd make no sense that his Queen was Cheryl. Plus, Betty did a lot of things for the Serpents, such as an initiation process, helped them in numerous occasions, and let's remember her mother used to be a Serpent.
Person: Did you watch Riverdale last night? Betty was amazing!
Me: YES SLAY MY SERPENT QUEEN
Serpent Queen by ilyreinhart October 12, 2018

cigarette 

An instrument of death. Kills people around the smoker even quicker than it does the smoker, but the smoker apparently is too self-centered to care who dies as long as it isn't him/her, even if it's their own baby.
Smoker: Cigarettes don't do me THAT much harm.
Me: Maybe not, but secondhand smoke is twice as bad for someone else as the smoke is for you.
Smoker: But that's the whole point! I'm killing someone ELSE. I don't care who the hell dies from my cigarette smoke as long as it isn't me.
Me: Yeah, typical smoker attitude.
cigarette by D-Shiznit July 11, 2005
1. A Finnish word meaning "rock." It should be noted that Kallio does not mean church.
2. The name of a district in Helsinki
3. It's also a Finnish last name that American telemarketers cannot pronounce correctly.
4. The name that no substitute teacher can ever pronounce.
5. The name no one spells correctly
Telemarketer: "I'm from Weasels and Co and I'm selling luxury stoat spas, is Ms. CAH-Lie-Oe there?"
Kallio: "It's CAL-lee-Oh."

"Oh, look they spelled Smythe right this time!" "Well, they still managed to misspell Kallio."
Kallio by Lving Dead Girl i June 26, 2008

Pedophiliaphiliac 

Pedophiliaphiliac is noun used to describe someone who gains sexual pleasure from Pedophiles.

These individuals don't get off to the same things that pedophiles do. But simply knowing that an individual is a pedophile, is enough to get them off. In rare cases, these individuals might be pedophile hunters. Who find sexual pleasure in both finding and busting a pedophile.
Hey, did you know James is a pedophiliaphiliac?
Pedophiliaphiliac by LethalDumpster October 10, 2020

Faknoodle 

When you fuck up the noodle soup by putting in to much chili
*dropping too much chili in the noodle soup*
(Oof), i pulled a faknoodle'
Faknoodle by Kekkyboi3000 April 4, 2019
A mix between a bitch and a hoochie, someone who is a mean slut.
That boochie stole my boyfriend!
boochie by Nicole McLoughlin October 3, 2006
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