When a woman gets angry at a guy after he upsets her (often during sex) and she grabs his dick and/or balls and squeezes it as hard as she can in her hand like a stress ball. Sometimes pulls it too.
"Dude last night me and patty had a one night stand and I put it in her ass. I guess I shouldn't have because after I did she jerked away from me, turned around, and yaped me so hard."
the act of using your hand to display a retarded thought trying to leave your head.
hand must be spread out, palm facing away from the head, and the end of the wrist in contact with the centre of your head. the little finger must be 90 degrese to the arm/wrist, with the thumb paralelle with the arm/wrist, and the arm/wrist must be paralelle with your eye-line
dave: "hehehe i just cant eat your legs without much more jam said jeremy to your face"
*at this point in time you may choose to reece to show that you have the thought of that retarded comment in your head and can probably do you much damage to keep the thought trapped in your brain*
Someone who conducts the majority of their socilaising from the comfort of their own sofa, using social media and SMS.
"What are you up to?"
"Just sitting on the sofa chatting to some new friends on Facebook"
"Why don't you get off your ass and go meet some actual people. You're such a sofalite