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freeze the tortoise 

To stop a conversation, because a) someone has said something incredibly awkward and/or disturbing or b) the conversation is inevitably leading that way.
When Mikey told me to "guard my carnal treasure" it really froze the tortoise.
a girl who seems shy at first, but once you get to know who is an absolute crackhead. she only has a few close friends but she values them with her heart. she’s very talented and beautiful but will never admit it because of her insecurities. most poppy’s are short with brown hair. she loves nothing more than getting drunk and stoned. but be careful, as innocent as she seems poppy can get freaky fast and will send nudes to anyone. she’s a horny little bitch sometimes. don’t mess with a poppy or her friends, she won’t take it and can put up a fight.
friend: do you know poppy?

yeah dude, she’s a stoner and a heartbreaker, but sure has a good ass
Poppy by hutgaysnotjuuls May 11, 2020

brown love 

to shit on another person for sexual pleasure, often in mouth, but can be on chest, or legs etc. also just watching another person taking a dump.
mmm i got some good brown love last night, my girlfriend took a dump on my chest
brown love by sputnik3000 June 9, 2005

suicide game 

When your smoking a joint you do 5 2burn passes holding all the smoke in your lungs.
Suicide is the best weed game ever
suicide game by CraigyB July 4, 2003

fagnificent 

Origin from the English, magnificent, fantastic, and fag.

Outrageously and hilariously wonderfully gay. er... I mean awesome.
"Pavi, I spent all day baking cookies, played happy new year with babies. It was fagnificent."
fagnificent by princess anna January 12, 2008

Zontoxin 

Man this guy here is a Zontoxin
Zontoxin by Zontoxin November 22, 2020
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