jake
Is the most savagest man you will ever meet, he has many friend's and every one want's to know him overall he is an amazing man.
jake by JJ de B0SS May 28, 2018
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fumblehammer
1. When you miss hitting the nail with the hammer and end up hitting a finger and leaving a bloody mess.
2. When you seriously injure yourself.
2. When you seriously injure yourself.
1. "I was hanging a picture the other day, and fumblehammered my thumb. Before this game, I would have just swore. This time I yelled OUENDAAAAN!!! I think it helped more."
2. One day I fumblehammered my nuts on my bike after I jumped over a ramp.
2. One day I fumblehammered my nuts on my bike after I jumped over a ramp.
fumblehammer by Siril Frein February 10, 2006
jave
"Where has Jimmy been recently?"
"Oh he's doing a bit of a jave.. He spends his life with that girl"
"Oh he's doing a bit of a jave.. He spends his life with that girl"
jave by KizzleHizzle June 7, 2009
Paltrowism
1. A verbal usage coined by or reminiscent of Gwyneth Paltrow. A Paltrowism is an elitist expression uttered with vacant ignorance of what 99% of the world knows by hard experience. Can generally be preceded by the noun "Gwyneth..." as subject of the sentence.
2. An ideology indulged in by Gwyneth, based on the inpenetrable perfection of Gwyneth and her knowledge that the world needs Gwyneth's deep level of enlightenment.
3. Bathos disguised as erudition.
2. An ideology indulged in by Gwyneth, based on the inpenetrable perfection of Gwyneth and her knowledge that the world needs Gwyneth's deep level of enlightenment.
3. Bathos disguised as erudition.
"Conscious uncoupling" is a Paltrowism.
According to Paltrowism, single women working in an office for minimum wage have a much easier life than a hundred-millionaire actress who is financially secure enough to devote all her time to her children, except that she wants more than to be "just" a mother.
"Gwyneth, however, believes differently," is a Paltrowism when uttered by Gwyneth.
According to Paltrowism, single women working in an office for minimum wage have a much easier life than a hundred-millionaire actress who is financially secure enough to devote all her time to her children, except that she wants more than to be "just" a mother.
"Gwyneth, however, believes differently," is a Paltrowism when uttered by Gwyneth.
Paltrowism by davarinofuntucson May 11, 2014
GREEN TEAM
A volunteer office committee dedicated to reducing the environmental impact of a company's employees. Green teams implement programs to purchase reusable dishes (vs disposable), coordinate e-waste recycling programs, organize creek clean-ups, advocate the "bottle pledge", etc. Green teams are often funded by small overhead budgets which fund lunches for committee members, the purchase of dishes, etc.
Hey, did you hear that the Green Team bought reusable dishes so that our office lunches don't fill up a small landfill every week!?
GREEN TEAM by zmus March 18, 2008
Broderkräm
Broderkräm - Swedish Gay slang for semen and cum,
Broderkräm, translated as: Brothercream comes from the fact that it was cream/cum produced by a brother (Friend), thus gaining the nickname: Broderkräm
Broderkräm, translated as: Brothercream comes from the fact that it was cream/cum produced by a brother (Friend), thus gaining the nickname: Broderkräm
Din broderkräm är extra go' och krämig idag Adam.
Translated:
Your broderkräm is extra good and creamy today, Adam.
Translated:
Your broderkräm is extra good and creamy today, Adam.
Broderkräm by SvenskJävel May 15, 2026