a fat man

The act of defecating on a pottery wheel then entering your partner from behind while interlocking fingers and shaping the rotating stool into a turd dildo.
(An additional act would be to take the formed shit dick, place it in a kiln and use the completed pottery cock on your partner)

#HMC stands for “Holding your manhood cheap” and sources from the Saint Crispin’s Day speech in Henry V: “ And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.”

In modern parlance, it translates to an insult, such as a man “looking like a fool holding his dick in his hand.”

a naked massage

1.The act of performing one or more sexual acts in a public place.

2.Receiving sexual satisfaction from a celebrity while in their line of business, such as on a movie set with an actor.

Kelly is the girl that will have you from hello, the feelings of amazement and loveliness will be extraordinary as you look into her eyes, every time you glance at her her beautifulness will be glowing. Once you get to know her you will soon realize there’s no other girl that compares to her and your heart will hurt for not having her claimed as yours. If kelly ever gives you a chance which she prolly will she’s a very outgoing person then your and her love together will be unstoppable, you will be having a long bright future with kelly:)