Flare

To smoke the righteous herb. To blaze the ganja. Smoke weed.

Yo kid, you trying to "Flare"?

Hell yeah son, put a flame to that shit.

Flare by RadSkillZ October 5, 2010

stand proud

to jack off. When you close the doors and self jiggy to jjba opening theme 'Stand Proud'

Ayy man, I can't type. The song is heat and I'm not really left-handed so brb. gotta stand proud real quick.

stand proud by itsnotfake May 2, 2020

millennial bail

When you always say "Yes!" to all plans, but you bail because you're a millennial.

Kevin: Hey do you wanna go see a movie Thursday?
You: Yes!
Kevin: Awesome I'll hit you up later this week!
...
(Thursday)
Kevin: You still down for that movie?
You: uhhhhhh I don't think I can anymore, sorry!
Kevin (to himself): Classic millennial bail by Wojtek.

millennial bail by Wojball May 21, 2017

Commupherotitis

The term used when you you can't explain why you want to talk to someone you're specifically attracted to but know that you want to talk to them.

The urge to talk to a specific person you're somewhat attracted to and don't know why.

I caught a case of commupherotitis after meeting Jesse. I just couldn't shake the urge to talk to her.

"I called you because commupherotitis got the better of me, I guess I just wanted to hear your voice."

"Don't call her dude, it's just commupherotitis."

Commupherotitis by Ocean_dimples February 11, 2021

Twitter Brainrot

Twitter brainrot is when no matter the situation, on social media someone with said brainrot will always try to be a Holier than thou figure whether its twisting words to make them sound worse than they are or take important details out of context, this of course applies to reddit aswell.

Ellie, 6 years old: If I had $100 I would buy a Dog!

Emily, 16 years old: Just because you might be able to BUY a dog for $100 dosent mean you will have the needs to PROPERLY take care of it and give it the needs to live and enjoy a safe and healthy enviroment. Ellie needs to get her priorities straight.

Random twitter shitposter 1: L + Ratio + Scurvy + No bitches

Random twitter shitposter 2: What Twitter brainrot does to an mfer:

Twitter Brainrot by Bingoloid April 13, 2022

teez

Arabic word for ass or butt. it's also used as: Boring, stupid, ugly or bummer

why don't you stop acting like a teez and start acting like a real man

teez by Mazin Quddus August 4, 2006

Ryan Allgier

Ryan Allgier is a hot motherfucker!

Did you hear about Ryan Allgier?
Yeah he's a hot motherfucker!

Ryan Allgier by Wb97r June 17, 2018

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