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Russian girlfriend 

This is "lovely sensual woman" who "loves your unconditional" and is "wishing supreme to with be you", if you can "send just funds to be the assistance to me for expense airplane ticket". (Variation is some hot spicy curvaceous little number who is either from your local area but is currently stranded in West Africa and therefore just needs you to Western Union some money to her to get a visa/green card/plane ticket to return home, or is currently doing humanitarian work in Nigeria/Ghana, and also just needs a few {{{hundred!}}} dollars to get a plane ticket to come to the USA and be your lover/companion/obedient wife.
I'm the luckiest guy in the world... I've got a super-hot Russian girlfriend who just needs 1200 U.S. dollars to come to America to be with me forever!!! Right --- and I've also got a bridge to sell you, plus some swampland you might be interested in. :P
Russian girlfriend by QuacksO December 26, 2016
I took her to railcity
Railcity by Mr. SP March 29, 2019

piwojestsus 

very cool and swag polish person who loves piwo and jebac bydgoszcz. if u dont like him you are dumb 😡😡😡
piwojestsus is swag.

Sonasexual 

Sexual attraction to someone based on their voice alone, or sexual attraction to a voice itself. Formed of the root "sona" meaning "sound" or "intonation" with "sexual" meaning forming a sexual attraction to.
Person 1: "I absolutely love Peter Serafinowicz's voice! It's so amazing I'd want to bang him just to hear what it's like."
Person 2: "Sounds like you're a sonasexual."
Sonasexual by Bluelfears July 1, 2018
According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.
Mikey is a 🐝
Mikey by Lucid444 December 31, 2020

Cherry Donut Hole 

The man inserts the tip or head of his penis into a butthole and the two precede to rotate their bodies in opposite directions until a 360 is completed. If the individuals are lucky a chocolate dipped cherry donut hole will occur and the partner must proceed to lick it off. Partners must be married. If more information is needed to explain this task please leave a post.
"I rocked a cherry donut hole last night."

"If you don't shut your mouth, I will give you a cherry donut hole."

"May I have a cherry donut hole please?"

"A dozen cherry donut holes to go please."
Acronym: Drunk As Fuck, Fuck Yall
I don't know what your trying to do I'm DAFFY
Daffy by Jay reef March 30, 2017
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