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porn volume 

Having your volume high after listening to music, then accidently leaving it high and watching porn. Thus resulting in loud porn noises and usually followed by a FML and/or *facedesk*
(coming back from listen to a CD) "OOOH YEAHHHH"
"oh fuck, I porn volumed again"
porn volume by Rich77 April 4, 2009
When someone fucks up and puts cx instead of xx
Cx by Joester5 June 3, 2018

Biggest blues fan in the world 

PAUL IRVINE (yes from grimshaw!!!)
hey my best bud bean eater u cummin 2 watch the game the weekend we can go blue muff diving!!
Mo, Taz and Shrey frassed when told that they had spent the last 30 minutes in the blue light district.
Frassed by Fruitella April 5, 2011

Giggle Biscuit 

A Giggle Biscuit is a term referring to a fat person who sees humor in everything: one of those gross fat slobbery girls with a wobbly chin who laughs at something which is absolutely not funny and more often than not, not even intended to be funny. They may even laugh at an insult because they have no idea how to react otherwise, and decide that perhaps it was a funny insult.
Giggle Biscuits can be male, although the female variety is much more common.
A giggle biscuit could also be reffered to as a Chuckle Porkenshrieker, the German variation of the term.
Dude: Hi.
Giggle biscuit: hahahahaha! Hi *chuckle*
Dude: Jesus, lose some weight, bitch.
Giggle biscuit: hahahahaha *chuckle* hahaha *giggle* hahaha *wobble* hahaha
Giggle Biscuit by fluorescent May 23, 2009

Jarmornous 

Used when describing a jar of large size, often confused with "Ginemenasaurus", meaning a large fruit with a specific orange color.
"The jar was indeed jarmornous."
Jarmornous by baldasianmonk December 28, 2023
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