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You're a Stupid ass muther fucker and if you can't abide by my reasoning, you're a stuck-up dipshit and what you think isn't worth a fuck. U.S.A. straight up.
I don't know how you do things. You think you are so smart and I "know" that you aren't and what you do is so worthless and good for nothing that you should taken out into a field and shot. How cheeky is that?
Cheeky by Cherryassred March 24, 2022

New Jersey 

Asshole from New York: haha new jersey is just jughandles and potholes

Me: um we're the second best state so i would shut the fuck up
Like DJ Khaled but its spelt wrong
Person 1: Have you ever listened to DjKai?
Person 2: Do you not know how to spell?
DjKai by RandomPersonOooooOoo December 27, 2023
Euclid is an underdog, everyone thought he was a loser and a skinny person. He is also short, ranging from 5'1 to 5'6. But no one ever expected that he will have the greatest comeback ever.
After working hard, focusing on himself, he has achieved great aesthetic body, the best body in his friend group or even the whole school. Not only he improved his physical body, but he has improved his looks. Sharp eyebrows, hunter eyes, and a long mullet wavy hair. And the best feature of him is his jawline.
Not only he had a big glow up on his physical looks, he changed his personality.

Unfortunately, his personality is shit now. He plays girls for a living, he is dumb, he doesn't do his assignments. All he wants to do is play girls and fuck girls. He has no respect towards his friends. Although he still loves them. He just calls them a pussy and a bitch. He also doesn't know how to spell at all.
*First day of school*
Person 1: Ew, he is so skinny and he's got short hair. Ugly piece of shit.
Person 2: I totally agree with ya. I bet he's a Euclid.
Friend 1: I think hes nice. I should be friends with him.
*After summer, school starts again*
Person 1: Who is that hot guy? He looks so hot!
Friend 1: That's Euclid. You didn't expect him to turn out like this did you?
Person 2: SERIOUSLY?!??!
Friend 2: Yeah. A life changing glow-up.
Euclid by Max The fact talker August 15, 2023
The act of maliciously blowing your load in another's eye.
Yeah, that girl sucks at sucking dick.
-Oh Yeah?
Yeah, she kept sharkbiting.
-Owwwww.....that sucks!
It's okay, I got my revenge.
-Oh yeah? How's that?
Spoogle
What?
Right in the eye.
spoogle by Kevin Duffy April 12, 2005

Good dicking

The best way to turn a feminist into a functioning member of society
Margaret used to be a disgusting, man-hating feminist until Dave gave her a good dicking and she learned what she's been missing out on.
Good dicking by VERY fast doggo July 11, 2016
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