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An arachnid that sits in the corner of your room
Spider: *exists*
Kurapika: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Spider by N0T.ME December 21, 2020

steady buddy

A person that you are "going steady" with. It is used for a mutually exclusive and monogamous relationship without the dreaded "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" title.
"I don't want the shitty connotations of the term girlfriend, but you can be my steady buddy!"

"Have you seen John? Hes been hanging out with his steady buddy an awful lot lately."
steady buddy by ooberhack3r June 7, 2009
A noda is when a person shits in another person's mouth, while that person shits as well. The overall appearance is that there is one giant shit running through the person's entire body. When the shit is liquidy, it is to be considered a 'Jacob Noda'
Because this act is so hard to accomplish, there has been very few sitings to view as an example.
Noda by Bryan O'Brien December 22, 2004
When a guy and a broad are doing 69 while the males standing holding the broad. then he ejaculates all over the floor and you mop the mess up with her hair!
Dick-Yo jimmy last tuesday i did the mop with allison!
Jimmy- haha seriously!? where at?
Dick- in your shower...

Casual bitch 

When a person just wants to ruin the mood with some mindless complaining over nothing particularly important.
Josh: Yo Todd man the Bears are starting to do real good this season!
Todd: Yeah man can't wait for the next game.
*Wild bitch appears
Cathy: Why don't women's sports get covered as much as men's?
Josh: C'mon Cathy don't act like a casual bitch right now.
Casual bitch by Da Cap'n Speaking November 27, 2014

sexy beast of bearsted 

Going over the green to watch the cricket?

Nah, I’m off to the club to meet sully, the sexy beast of bearsted
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