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Reddit Mod 

virgin beta incel cucks who have never left their basement
elon musk: 'omg I am such a reddit mod'
Reddit Mod by i cum in mcdonalds January 13, 2022
you got em
you got boobs kid
boobs by mattsavageleblanc October 28, 2014
A very smart guy always very calm and thinks about perfect,they don't know any word like lazy
He is perfect as loknath
Loknath by Ruguji ken November 23, 2021
elastic you dumbass 👁👄👁
*Mum what is elastik
you dumbass it's elastic
elastik by ElaineBitch May 11, 2022

Sphincter Centric Theory 

If the universe is infinite, anywhere could be the centre of the universe, so your asshole could be the centre of the universe.
Have you heard of the Sphincter Centric Theory? My asshole is the centre of the universe!
An audible alert to wake you up in the morning.
He set Alarm to wake him up for work.

Plural: He set 2 larms to wake his tired ass up.
Alarm by Green31 July 10, 2014