Blitzfart

When you bombard someone with flatulence, intentionally or not.

Unintentionally blitzfarted a delivery person at work today. Had to do some serious outgassing and stepped into the tiny freight elevator lobby to unload. Just as I closed the door and tuned away I saw a delivery guy step out of the elevator and into a living hell. Poor bastard.

Blitzfart by bazuemague May 17, 2023

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England

The beautiful city Nick Crompton is from.

Person: Why are you so obsessed with England?
Me: Nick Crompton was born in that city, duh!
Person: Oh yeah! Nick Crompton is so hot.

Me: HE'S MINE!

England by Nick Crompton's Sex Slave October 16, 2017

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muffin hands

It's what it sounds like. It's muffins for hands. More importantly, it's the only choice when your other option is corduroy skin. Regenerative snacks all day, whats not to love?

Anyone: Would you rather have muffin hands or corduroy skin?

Intelligent Person: Muffin Hands

muffin hands by muffinhands December 16, 2021

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walgreens

a place that makes you want to steal stuff

what is it about walgreens, the second you walk in there you just wanna steal?

walgreens by chris T na July 19, 2007

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Ghost Texting

When a person sends a text message to another person and then completely disappears.
Usually happening after a person sends a text message that is a question used to begin a conversation.

Example of Ghost Texting:
"How was your weekend?" - Ghost Texter
"Gr8t did awesome stuff and found a bag of money, u?" - Texter 2
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3 days later:
"How are you?" - Ghost Texter
"ok, u?" - Texter 2
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And so it goes again and again.

Ghost Texting by Laydee K May 16, 2011