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Urban Dictionary

douche machine 

A truly moronic form of life.
Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.

Crazed Texas Fan 

Life long fan, basically will do anything for Texas football.
Impatient for your season tickets to come in the mail. So impatient that you actually called the box office and now they are emailing you the tickets. Thus resulting in a "Crazed Texas Fan!"
Crazed Texas Fan by Plus 1 for me September 1, 2009

lift and release 

The process of spreading your legs (if you are a woman) and release whatever may come out.
Hey babe, want to try something new tonight?

Are you thinking of the lift and release?

Hell yeah babe
lift and release by GRiZZ223 April 26, 2019

Lmcoasyptycimm 

Let me come over and suck your pussy until you cum in my mouth
It’s always wyd never lmcoasyptycimm
Lmcoasyptycimm by QueenofKing August 17, 2020
Neliana is a very beautiful girl she is very crazy and funny always making people laugh . She’s scared of a lot of things . She has a good sense of style She has beautiful brown hair and she definitely has that hidden Hollywood style in her life
Omg that girl is beautiful it has to be a Neliana- bilberry
Neliana by Luñula March 27, 2021
A clear drinkable drink that you mortals seem to enjoy. Though some of you mortals don’t drink enough.

Here is the recommended douse of water for a day: half an ounce or an ounce a day. Though it really is different for every mortal.
“Y’all don’t drink enough water and it bothers me as chaos god of this world. I want you to care for yourselves. I love you all”.