1. overall class system for people who take massive and numerous excrements
2. someone who takes a lot of shits
3. one who takes long in the bathroom and smells like poop after and often

wat i say when my teacher is being el retartid

podtalk pod-tawk noun, verb, pod-talked, pod-talk-ing

noun
1. A snippet or snippets of conversation overheard in an office setting, usually considered inappropriate to the current topic or inadvertently suggestive (e.g., KB told me to put it in, but I said it was too big to fit.)

2. A compendium of podtalk, published for the purpose of reminiscing about, ridiculing, and reminiscing about ridiculing the original speakers of the podtalk

3. Science Fiction Slang . telepathic conversation between those whose bodies and minds have been invaded by alien life forces: If we could hear their podtalk, we could find the body snatchers’ weakness and defeat them.

verb
4. Medical Jargon . to cause intestinal discomfort, as that brought about by the ingestion of legumes: You’ll have to excuse me. Those peas I ate for lunch are podtalking me something fierce.

Origin:
2010-Present; Americanism

Related forms
pod-talk-er, noun

Firewhips (also fire whip) are among the most spectacular and dangerous fire performance implements in use.

While popularized in the world of fantasy novels and role-playing games, firewhips do actually exist. In reality they are made of braided Kevlar or other similar aramid fiber, and a metal handle. These fibers are critical because they can withstand extremely high heat and remain flexible and strong.

The firewhip is soaked in a petroleum distillate like Coleman stove fuel and ignited. When the whip is cracked the fuel spray creates a fireball.

A skilled firewhip user can throw a fireball 10-15 feet and hit a target with a high degree of accuracy. Unskilled users light themselves on fire and can potentially die horrible screaming deaths.

A severe case of hemorrhoids, considered to be big, believe me, really big. Depending on how one looks at it, a case of the Trumproids could be considered the highest level of hemorrhoids or "the best hemorrhoids". Regardless of the grading system Trumproids are no joke.