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Alligator Loki 

“why the hell is there an alligator in here?”
“hE’s a LoKi”
-some loki variants arguing about alligator loki
Alligator Loki by loki stan July 30, 2021
combination of gilf and bimbo/himbo/thembo

a grandma/grandpa/grandparent "i'd like to fuck" who is very stupid, sexy and kindhearted
i used to think he was a just a himbo, but it turns out he's a gilfbo!
gilfbo by currymulligan October 26, 2020

Friendzone 

A guy is great friends with a girl on many levels, save for anything intimate. Possibly the best 'zone' to be in, as a male.

The guy is privy to many a little known facts.

She'll give him a hug if he's down, not just because he got her flowers.

Emotional support is usually mutual, and beneficial.

Best part: You will never fight. As friends, one of you will say something silly or with innuendo, and it'll be back to normally conversation.
George: Bro, I'm so happy to be in the friendzone with Cathy.

Lucas: WTF man? That means you'll never date her or get shit!

George: Psh, I don't care. I can play games with her anytime, we joke all the time, never fight, and hang out so often!

Lucas: Man, you be tripping. If you aren't getting booty, you have no reason to be up in there.

George: Got it all wrong man, the Friendzone is the place to be.
Friendzone by Alister Countel August 23, 2012
Tonyo is he say he love he means it he has a stuck up personality, He’s a kind heart person he’s a true friend the definition of loyalty, He’s a person to have a lot of courage but can be shy sometimes , He is a funny person time to time , He is also good at ALMOST ANY THING HE DOES, If u have a friend named Tonyo u should check up on him life isn’t always ass he let it off to be , his sex game is incredible ☺️
Tonyo is a good man
tonyo by Dadddddddydyyddyd November 30, 2020

turd srambler

a being who gyrates the fecal matter of another human being with their genatallia inserted in the anus
Look at that cum eater over there (Steve Thompson) he is a definite turd srambler!
turd srambler by BENJAMININO February 27, 2008

Kermitting 

The act of making an error whilst driving or cutting someone one off and just looking straight forward pretending you are unaware of what you've just done.
That dickhead is totally kermitting me right now.
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