Smoochiguise

When someone is a smoochiguise, they are basically a tool. They try to get booty from girls, but fail. They usually have stupid jokes and think that they are the coolest kid around. If you spot a smoochiguise, it's best that you simply beat them up.

Smoochiguise origninated from the combination of Smooch, and Guise, the I stands for the sound a mentally challenged person makes. It is generally a derogatory term.

"Ha, you stupid smoochiguise!"

"Kit is a smoochiguise!"

"Smoochiguise annoy me"

"That kid Tommy is such a freakin' smoochiguise! I hate him!"

"That kids a smoochiguise? Guess we'd better beat him up."

Smoochiguise by 1337y June 11, 2006

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Nellyville

1. Oya's hometown.
2. St. Loius

I'm from Nellyville.
When are you going to Nellyville?
Those Nellyvillians are all idiots.

Nellyville by BrownHouse786 October 26, 2004

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loveshit

A word used to express i; Feelings of hate and disgust at another animal, vegetable or mineral's actions or state of being OR ii; Feeling of joy and acknowledgement of an animal, vegetable or mineral's actions or state of being.

The paradoxical nature of the word means that multiple interprettations can be derived from a single use. For example, to call a person a loveshit may mean that the person will perceive the word, intentioned to be a compliment, as an offense, or vice versa.

Similarly, in group situations different members may have different interprettations regarding the throwing of the phrase "loveshit" around in general conversation. For this reason loveshit is to be used with caution and is to be handled carefully for fear of the phrase back-firing upon you.

As a way to avoid confusion emphasis in the pronunciation can be used by the wielder to elucidate their intentions:

Positive; You are such a LOVEshit

Negative; You are such a LoveSHIT

Possesive: You are my LOVEshit

Negative reinforcement; If only you weren't such a loveshit

Positive reinforcement; If only you could be a little bit more of a loveshit

Greeting; Heya loveshit

Goodbye; Much love... shit

loveshit by David William Pope Esquire October 24, 2007

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Jakeb

A mummy's boy. is nice at first but that's very deceiving. will back stab you, use you and lie to you. will turn it around and make it your fault, always. tries to make you jealous, and can be a real ass. thinks he is king shit and good at everything.

don't even go there, he seems like a real Jakeb.

Jakeb by morrie121 July 25, 2010

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cholo pony

The youngest and weakest Latino to enter into prison.

I’m gonna score high on that cholo pony!

cholo pony by EL Seagrove October 8, 2022

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Cracker Beat

One that is white trying to rap. Usually are beatin for this act.

Cracker: Damn fool, you think your beat? Damn fool, you haven't seen my meat.
Nigga: That was the biggest Cracker Beat I've eva heard, get the fuck outta here.

Cracker Beat by FranklintheTurtle October 26, 2008

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Dorkmuffin

A person who is endearingly naïve and constantly cheerful.

Alex, quit goofing around, you silly dorkmuffin.

Dorkmuffin by The Legendary Dingus January 30, 2023

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