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Fitzsimmons 

A name that belongs to only the most beautiful girl. She'll make you smile and never ceases to look amazing. Shes hard to reason with when she has her mind set on something, and sometimes very stubborn. There is no end to her beauty or smarts, One would be nothing less then blessed to be with her.


She's also good at Zelda.
Who would be a vegetarian for Lent?
Only a "Fitzsimmons"
Fitzsimmons by ShorTemper March 28, 2009
Belly ache, trouble.

Also, a dish of southern Europe.
The Bush administration causes ajada for many people.
ajada by Gary Popkin August 27, 2006

arse nugget 

I dropped an arse nugget in the toilet

aural dyslexia

A momentary fugue characterized by a lapse of comprehension in verbal communication in a language the listener is normally fluent in. The individual words may be understood, but somehow they fail to coalesce in meaning.

Sometimes this occurs from a statement made completely out of context, but it can also spontaneously arise from an otherwise clear flow of conversation.
"Don't make her laugh, though. You won't like the sound of it."
"...what?"
"repeats verbatim"
"Don't repeat it, rephrase it! I'm having aural dyslexia."
aural dyslexia by enkephalin07 March 1, 2016
the biggest gooner in the whole wide world. they love gambling so much and that is not counting edging. but they are a coward when it really matters. usually a goonodo will talk a big talk and pull out at the last minute. a goonodo also has a big heart and is always sweet to those they interact with. they love pussy religiously like a marmoset gripping a tree. goonodos can just NOT help themselves and always leave a mess resembling spilled glue whereever they go
Person 1: "what the fuck is that white mess over there?"

Person 2: "oh some goonodo must have been there smh"
goonodo by torinblink August 18, 2024
Maÿlis is a very strange girl, she's very sociable but nobody likes her because she smells like ass and she is not good at video games. If I should define her by using one word I would say "useless"
"Sheeesh im so cracked at Apex Legends, that must be because my name's Kewan"
"Daaamn, im so bad my guy, do you think that's because im Maÿlis ?"
Maÿlis by Kawenka November 23, 2021
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