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Urban Dictionary

Jizz Beard 

AKA Splash Tash

The stocky mass of bugger broth which usually finds itself pumped on the chops of a genuflecting lass or ravenous mincer.
‘As Denise skipped out of Pinewood Studios after her successful audition, she wondered if the 50cc’s of rod flem that had been pissed on her face to form a claggy jizz beard was worth it.
Jizz Beard by Herbie Dongsporran October 13, 2021
A very sexy and handsome young chap who's got a massive penis and great at sex.

A Murfitt is only better when his forename is Josh which makes him the best chance of ever having an orgasm in sex.
Yo Josh Murfitt fuck me like the dirty slut I am, Omg God Ur dick is sooooo long!
Murfitt by Super legit guy March 16, 2020

boostrom 

Genuinely a badass, considering they're of Swedish descent. Very lovable people, you can't go wrong when your name is Boostrom. Any one lucky enough to have a Boostrom should hold on tight and keep them forever.
Yeah... she's a Boostrom.
boostrom by swedonym December 4, 2010

Ninjility 

Ninjility is the ability to be a Ninja.

A person who exceeds higher than others like a ninja!
I could beat him up.", "Dude you know who he is?", "Um no?", "Man he's mastered the Ninjility!
Ninjility by Beasty Man August 24, 2010

sex feet 

A painful injury sustained by women during sex resulting from the repeated rubbing of the tops of the feet on the couch as she rides. Oftentimes skin is removed as the injury is sustained, leaving a red patch on the top of the woman's foot, which she will subsequently lie about to cover up the true nature of the injury so as not to be embarassed when she has to go to the doctor or something similar.
" Man my sex feet really hurt from that hot bath I took last night!!!"
sex feet by supremehighlander July 18, 2006

ungewoch 

When you’re simultaneously shocked and completely unsurprised at the same time.

This word was made up by u/clayt6 from reddit because we needed it.
We are all ungewoch on this blessed day!
ungewoch by MitchAubin July 14, 2019