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Urban Dictionary

Rowhitwife 

Etymology: a 'wife' who keeps getting 'hit' (physically or emotionally) constantly in a 'row'

1.A woman who stands by her husband quietly while he's being accused by multiple women for sexual assault.

2.A woman who has no back-bone.
3.A woman who is an apologist for her husband's misgivings because she can't afford to leave him.
Did you hear that Ronny is in court today as his co workers accused him for being a super-creep; while Tina, his wife, knowing all about him is just being a Rowhitwife because he pays her bills.
Rowhitwife by Nathan Foyer June 3, 2018

catch-22 

Something that you need to obtain another thing, but you need the other thing to obtain "something".
"In iOS devices, when you go on the settings menu, then in the password settings, you are required to type in your password to look at your password."
"Catch-22, mate."
catch-22 by Xxdragonslayr12xX July 1, 2017

orangutan downstairs 

Another name for someone with ginger or red pubes.
Person one: hey, have you met the new boy?

Person two: yeah. He's such an orangutan downstairs.
An extremely smart and sexy female with great hair and a great face. Nice, sweet and generous are words that go along with Lisa. She is funny and giving. Not a slut by any means but does like to have a good time. Always ready to party and her phone is always ringing. She will even fly to another state for a house party. She is self confident and blessed with good genes. She just has it all; all other girls are extremely jealous of her.
I am so jealous you are dating Lisa.
Lisa by You know it123 October 19, 2008

swiss sizzler

Fucking a fat girl to the point of exhaustion and then rolling her down the stairs.
E.g. "I gave Burtha, the baddest swiss sizzler in human history"
Or "Gertrude is a fucking hoe, I want to swiss sizzle that bitch dizzy"
swiss sizzler by swisssizzler September 29, 2014

reflection 

that guy reflection is a simp
reflection by IIReflection October 5, 2020

Cock Blocked 

People who are too stagnant and stuck up in their own emotions and environment to know whats really going on in reality.
You: In Call of Duty Zombies, lets turn on the power first so we can survive longer having most of the Perks

Asshole: Shut the Fuck up!

You: What did I do?

Asshole: Your stupid!

You: You want to fail the game? Why you so Cock Blocked? You have a Dick stuck up in your mouth or something? It sounds like it..... literally

That's an example of the word phrased "Cock Blocked" people. Have fun and get used to it because there are some people who are like that, and of course other people trying to solve problems.
Don't be the one who is Cock Blocked not unless somehow you end up on this page and are one.
Cock Blocked by VirtualShark August 22, 2016
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