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theobabble 

Tortured philosophy used by religionists who are seeking to impart some deeper meaning to an otherwise empty string of words and phrases. Similar to "bong smoke philosophy", it's deluded thinking propped up by false premises, bad argumentation, and illogical conclusions.
Alejandro_Verdad: 1) Without life, no meaning
3) God is Living eternaly
2) Without meaning, there is nop truth

Conclusion: God determines eternal truth

ragle: meaningless theobabble, sheesh, get an argument!
theobabble by Ragle February 16, 2010

retardance 

A group of retards that form a alliance to create a retardants.
Woah, I never seen a retardance that big before, “said John.” Bro, that’s just the group of popular kids.
retardance by Jaykishan Patel November 14, 2021

Wolf your corner 

The act of howling into one's vagina.
Hey baby, do you like doggie style because I'll wolf your corner any day.
Wolf your corner by WeaselF May 7, 2021

Asthma Dump 

A dump in which somebody cries for attention and screams alot. They pretend to be in a fatal situation but really are just taking a poo. In most cases of asthma dump, a nebulizer is needed. When the A.D.T. Asthma Dump Taker is confronted on what happened, they make up a very large, exaggerated story about how it hurt so bad. Most A.D.T.'s cry after taking the asthma dump to make it more realistic. They also act as if they can't breathe in a dying state.
"OH MY GOD!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!! I'M HAVING AN ASTHMA DUMP!!! I NEED DA NEBULIZER!!!!to husband and children then starts to cry overly-loud for attention I NEED SOME MUTHA-F***** TOILET PAPER!!!!
Asthma Dump by DeathByHallows November 21, 2009

gatsby special 

A move in a fight where one takes a copy of F. Scott Fitzgerald's "The Great Gatsby", and places it forcefully upside the opponents head.
"Ricky and Pete were fighting in the hall. When Ricky was about to pull a punch, Pete gave him the Gatsby Special."
gatsby special by Karmapolice63 December 11, 2006
Not Your Personal Army. Originated on the 4chan's /b/ as a response to any person that would try to exploit the /b/tards in order to achieve some sort of personal revenge (i.e. raid requests). Can be bent to fit a broad range of situations where an individual seeks help, but does so in an inapropriate place, tries to hide his real intent behind a stupid facade, or is simply too annoying and persistent to deserve better.
Person 1: HAI GUISE LOL I HEARD U HAET EMOS THIS DOOD IS EMO HIS MSN IS ******** XD BYE
Person 2: Not your personal army.

Person 1: Sup, I found this picture, sauce plz thx??????
Person 2: GTFO, NYPA.
NYPA by Archon948 June 15, 2010

Sunshine 

Sunshines only friend is keshawn and she has an unhealthy obsession with paris howell
Omg sunshine stop kissing paris
Sunshine by Vlisrn December 8, 2022
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