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One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs—or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn—strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the seat (usually wide and broad enough to hold the lower body from the buttocks almost to the knees) and leans against the vertical back (usually high and wide enough to support the back to the shoulder blades
Jeff: Comfy chair

Ryan: Nah it really isn't comfy. that chair is scratchy
Chair by DGETSDTHHGS April 16, 2020
To engage in imaginative, humourous, and enjoyable conversation with friends, potential ex-wives, and females.
"seriously, lets get some bitches" "that blonde piece looks up for some banter"

"Darren, your banter is appaling"

"When Chris drops his banter, the women turn to shit"

Good banter: "what do you do for a living? I work on big brother, want to go to the wrap party?"

Bad banter: "do you have a boyfriend?"
banter by Kronenburg May 28, 2006

Msenge wewe 

Msenge is gay and wewe is you.
Msenge wewe by Melissamel December 2, 2023

shweetbox 

Shweetbox is a non-vulgar way of saying shitbox. It use is perfect for open, public communication for those who are hip to your jive.
Ben S. And D.L. in the summer of 1998. Developed for use while at work in front of customers and management.
"That chicks pants were so low I could damn near see her shweetbox, frankly, I'd like to tonguejack it.
shweetbox by Shweetbox April 28, 2006

nondismeditationkinesis 

To think hard about two different outcomes to one action, but cannot decide on one outcome.
Jeff found himself in nondismeditationkinesis when he couldn't decide to eat cake before or after the pie.

hobble knocka 

A big fucking mess.
Clutter everywhere.
Your shit makes this place look like a hobble knocka.
hobble knocka by wgaion June 23, 2015
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