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GIANT HORSE CONCH 

The giant horse conch weights over 11lb. Thats a lot of mollusk. The conch as a taste for snails. so when a tiny tulip snail spots one of these behemoths, it knows its in trouble. the snial tries to outrun th big hunter but its like a tiny shuttle facing off with a star destroyer in a battle that moves at a snails pace.
finally its over run. the smell of digesting snail attracts new scavengers.
hermit crabs. instantly the big conch is sourrounded, but the crabs are here for the leftover. theyre after the tulip snails shell. hermit crabs use cast-off shells to protect their soft abdomens from predators. they find an empty shell, use their rear legs to attach to its central clumn and move right in when their current homes grow tight. they have to look for new real estate. the competition is fierce. with the conch ready to release the shell, the housing battle heats up. until one crabs decides to jump in and close the deal. its a risky move, the big chonch could still be hungry, but the risk pays off.
the crafty crab will have plenty of room to grow in his new home. the losing carbs could end up homeless or even worse.
I have a GIANT HORSE CONCH as a pet

Ice spice 

A big fat, lumpy, bumpy jbag who was born n raised on the streets and also has an extra chromosome
Becky: omg did you hear stacy got with emily’s boyfriend AND was proud about it

Sharon: Ewwwww what a ho

Becky: I know right, such an Ice spice
Ice spice by upthestuss July 27, 2024
Roofles=ROFL; so funny; omg hilarious;Used by people on online games
You Did what! Roofles!
roofles by TRigger Happy January 20, 2005
v. Similar to impeach but spelled the wsy most folks pronounce it.

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Inpeach him or don’t inpeach him. Just get on with the thigs that matter!
inpeach by gnostic3 November 20, 2019

Menelaos 

Menelaos is a really good athletic guy, with no issues. Apart of course from the fact he’s an illegal immigrant who likes muscular black men twerking their big oily butts in his face. He also has a massive crush on his 40 Year old P.E teacher and his massive cock.
Oh look! Its menelaos again..
Menelaos by johnnydims October 27, 2022

Tamaitimua 

The Best of The Best! Only the wisest person to ever bless Mother Earth!
Faaaarout! That guy was so Tamaitimua, I'd let that person take my house.
Tamaitimua by Tazzzxzzza December 2, 2023
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