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Townes Van Zandt

Arguably the best songwriter in country music.
Most famously wrote Pancho and Lefty.

You Are Not Needed Now
Greensboro Woman
Silver Ships of Andilar
Mr. Gold & Mr. Mudd
Heavenly Houseboat Blues
Person : I will stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table and say that Townes Van Zandt is the greates songwriter in history!

Townes: I have met Bob Dylan's bodyguards, and if you think that you're going to stand on his coffee table, you are sadly, sadly mistaken.

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Allison laid an egg on me
And every time I turn around
It's floating through the air above my head
Well, I told Miss Hicks and she said, "Fine,
as long as you're back in your room on time
I'll keep you clean and the girls'll keep you fed."
Stop sending me yo streaks and send me yo teets
Teet by Hjirt March 14, 2022
An offshoot of the English language used by bros, in which

1. normal words (potato) are slightly altered (brotato) to be used as a term of endearment for one's bros or

2. to serve as descriptor words for the complicated bro relationship.
The following would be examples of Ebronics:

1. "What's up brometheus? You wanna go get some drinks?"

2. "Just because we spend all our time together doesn't mean we're gay; we're bromosexuals."
Ebronics by thezirk May 4, 2011
A whore who loves moto bros. Hangs out at places like glamis and "the river". She often has blonde hair on top, black underneath,huge foamie sandals and a SKIN tank top on. She sluts out for any attention she can get, and loves their "sick trucks."
The club was full of motohos. That girl with the stars tatooed on her back is a motoho. He hooked up with some motoho in Glamis.
MOTOHO by ahwhocares July 27, 2004
something good is happening or someone finally fucking gets something
Omg Sarah got shuhm by Derek
shuhm by Elissa218 March 18, 2021

Alabama Alarm Clock 

When you wake a person by urinating on his/her face or head.
"You hear that Glenn woke up Darlene with the Alabama Alarm Clock?"

"Oof, must suck."
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