east stroudsburg north is located in the small little town of bushkill PA. the small town consists of two high schools that are bitter rivals and both suck at sports. north cannot play football for their lives :] . south does steroids :] we have two mcdonalds two wendys two perkins AND A FLEA MARKET !! everyone in this town SWEARS that they are right off the ave, jamaica ave that is. OH HOLLA. and everyone has a fake accent bc they are either from queens, bK, or the boogie down BRONXX. you can find your teachers always at the sarah street grill screaming "BITCHES BITCHES BITCHES" or screaming bc theyre best friend slapped them bc they wouldnt make out with each other. as for the kids we are all either drunk high or sexed up and NOT PASSING THE PSSAS. (PA placement passing test ;; study island HOLLLA) white people are the minority. even though half us think we are black anyways.