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Square, the evil corporation 

SquareEnix (formally Squaresoft) from 1997-2004 when they refused to sell Nintendo Final Fantasy. Run by an evil president who favored evil corporations over stuggling companies who don't try to monopolize the electronics industry. When the evil president was forced to reign, Final Fantasy was returned to Nintendo in the form of Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, the most addicting game on the planet.
Isn't it ironic that Square modeled it's new company policy off of the Shinra in FFVII, the antithesis of good?

Own your outcome

The act of presenting a serious mistake as a net positive result to a boss too stupid to decern the difference.
She took out that retaining wall with the forklift, but convinced her boss that the wall was unsafe and needed to go, she knows how to own your outcome.
Own your outcome by SLOM5 February 9, 2023

Porn Patch 

When a girl has completely shaven her vaginal area, except a small area above the clitoral area where a small patch of pubic hair remains. AKA runway
this girl had a super smooth snatch, and a small heart shaped PORN PATCH on top....she was a natural blonde
Porn Patch by TeamJimmy October 30, 2009

hyptonite 

Kryptonite for hipsters. Any previously obscure artistic entity that goes on to achieve mainstream acceptance, thereby rendering it irrelevant to hipsters, could be referred to as hyptonite.
James used to thoroughly enjoy Death Cab for Cutie, but he now claims that he never really cared for them. James must have been exposed to some serious hyptonite.
hyptonite by Chris Teja December 9, 2008

black gas 

The worst smelling flatulance the hangs heavy in the air.
I don't know what I ate, but I have the black gas.
black gas by Xanaxmind June 1, 2017

bagelducks 

very sexy man
"bagelducks is much more sexier than edan, i would let his bbc thrust all the way inside me!" - eef
bagelducks by pussydestroyer69weedmlg December 27, 2020
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