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The queen of TLC and the FUCKING wife of marieknife. She is both a patriot and a traitor, an atrocious Saint. That basically means "Sometimes she's on my side sometimes she's the opponent." 10/10 would fight again.
Jadles: ZzzZzz
All of TLC: *fighting*
Person R: Fuck you!
Person A: No u
Person P: Fuck you, Person A.
Person A: I'm rubber, you're glue, anything bounces of me and sticks to you.
Persons R&P: *Melting*
Jadles: Hello chat
Persons A,P,R: *now friends*
jadles by WotsitDude69 October 26, 2022
To claim you care about women and children but exploit them financially
She claims to support maternity leave but Ivanks the heck out of her employees who want more than six weeks.

She says she empowers her employees but Ivanks the workers at her factory in China, paying them a pittance. They don't have health coverage and they work 12 hours a day.

Her Instagram feed Ivanks her children by making her appear to love anyone but herself.
ivank by barefoot social worker June 22, 2018

Beetle pinch 

When one sticks one in the pink and one in the stink and proceed to pinch like a beetle.
To be a true beetle pinch it has to be done to Drew's mum
Beetle pinch by Drew's mum May 12, 2022

cumsnart 

Sneezing, farting and cumming all at the same time.
That girl gave me the time of my life last night, she made me cumsnart!
(noun), He is the perfect-est boy to ever exist. He is very charming, charismatic and extremely knowledgeable. He is insanely alluring. He wants you to be the best version of yourself, and is very serious about you. He won't waste your time with sick excuses and will wife you up asap! His religious devotion and God-fearing nature reflect in his earnest approach to life. With a muscular physique and a sense of humour that never fails to charm, he combines strength with a heart-warming sense of fun. He is jealous and overprotective which adds to his charm! Also, he doesn't give other girls a chance to overstep because he only has one person in his heart. His cuteness is matched only by his unwavering loyalty and his ability to make every moment special. I love Qassem!
LARA: james asked me to be his girlfriend!!!!
Aya: Qassem just asked me to be his WIFE! GET GUD!
Qassem by maqsooma July 23, 2024
nias are beautiful ppl one of a kind once u meet her never let her go she is perfect i love her she gorgeous and has a big bum bum she has the best humour ever she is a great friend and will always cuss ppl out for u i love her she isnt camera shy
nia by starsky2011. July 27, 2023

Starasea 

Usually a tall, very beautiful girl with big dreams, sarcasm, and a knack for sports; has a very defined artistic ability; will usually stay committed to one person for long periods of time.
1) We haven't lost a single game all season! We must have a Starasea on our team.
Starasea by -l-e-m-o-n-l-i-m-e- February 5, 2010
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