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Status Assassin 

A person that roams the world of Facebook preying on innocent statuses to comment on. In the event of a successful comment, the original status is dead to the world and no one will ever want to comment on it. Mothers and Fathers have most likely perfected this art.
-"hey did you see Tommy make quick work of that status you posted?"
-"Yeah dude, he's a veteran Status Assassin"
Status Assassin by BMonz February 5, 2012
A non derogatory word for a very very very dark black person. YOu must say the word dush with as low of a voice as you can with a cough in the middle.
He man this movie line is really long, hey look at that dush, he is so dark.
Dush by SackTatty August 27, 2009
When you are taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashes your asshole, it is a splass. Most common used is past tense: splassed
"Damn it, I just splassed myself in that public bathroom!"
Splass by Airwayangler January 4, 2012

Mad Horn 

an over horny person, only thinks about hookin up, sucking cock and bucking.
Dude that girl over there is Mad Horn
Mad Horn by Neezy aka noel January 22, 2009

i'm a radish 

some girl said this on my insta post and idk how to feel
i'm a radish by clichetsnek December 10, 2020
good at cuddling. has the best doggo ever named lachie. if you have him as your boyfriend you're extremely lucky. always smells good. v hot and looks like a fuckboy but definitely isnt ;) very easy to fall in love with but is a tough egg to crack at times. good eyes even tho he says they r ugly.
elijah by lachiethegroodle December 23, 2019
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