Urban Dictionary
Status Assassin
A person that roams the world of Facebook preying on innocent statuses to comment on. In the event of a successful comment, the original status is dead to the world and no one will ever want to comment on it. Mothers and Fathers have most likely perfected this art.
-"hey did you see Tommy make quick work of that status you posted?"
-"Yeah dude, he's a veteran Status Assassin"
-"Yeah dude, he's a veteran Status Assassin"
Status Assassin by BMonz February 5, 2012
Splass
When you are taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashes your asshole, it is a splass. Most common used is past tense: splassed
Splass by Airwayangler January 4, 2012
Mad Horn
Mad Horn by Neezy aka noel January 22, 2009
i'm a radish
i'm a radish by clichetsnek December 10, 2020
elijah
good at cuddling. has the best doggo ever named lachie. if you have him as your boyfriend you're extremely lucky. always smells good. v hot and looks like a fuckboy but definitely isnt ;) very easy to fall in love with but is a tough egg to crack at times. good eyes even tho he says they r ugly.
elijah by lachiethegroodle December 23, 2019