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A pause of talking while otp with someone.
Person A: ”I hate penvors“
Person B: ”I agree, let’s try talking about things we like when that happens“
Penvor by Bruntium August 21, 2025

Banana Horse 

A human male phallus. A penis. A variation of the oft-used "Baloney Pony".
Greg: "Hey man, how's it going with that chick you met at the bar a few weeks back?"

Theo: "Solid. I've been on three dates with her. I'm thinking by the next one, I can get her to take a wild ride on the ol' banana horse."
Banana Horse by escapegoat June 12, 2010
A person with a good heart and live for others. He won’t mind giving up his happiness and willingly sacrificing himself for people he loves. Although most people take advantage of him he still looks on hopeful
Everybody needs a “Nuel” in their life
Nuel by realestnuel June 28, 2021

ioverics 

very cute person ! xostuu loves them very much :)
aemqrvel: omg do u know ioverics
xostuu: yes i simp for them ! <3
ioverics by xostuu April 28, 2021

Spontaneous Retard Disorder 

Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.
Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.

jon's awesomeness 

the awesomeness that is jon that was only made possible by leny.
Jon's awesomeness was brought to you by his sweet friend leny.
Jon's awesomeness is leny's doing.
jon's awesomeness by lenybenyw January 11, 2008
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