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assvagine 

the stench that comes from unwashed female private parts, noticed when standing downwind from her or by sitting next to her at work after she points her fan into your cubby.
"Do you smell that?"
"What?"
"I'm not sure, but it seems to be coming from that fan"
"Yeah, I smell it now"
"Yeah. Smells like assvagine to me"
assvagine by Steven's bitch August 20, 2009
A type of guy who wears a hoodie and acts like a dude. They are usually pretty powerful and are described as being Hoodyversal as others.

Hoodydude is also a YouTuber who does primarily reaction content, but also streams on twitch and occasionally plays games and shares stories. He also hates Jax (The Amazing Digital Circus) a lot.
Sukuna: “He’s as strong as a Hoodydude.”

Guy 1: “Yo Bro, ever heard of Hoodydude?”

Guy 2: “No, but what’s a Hoodydude?”

Guy 1: “Oh, he’s a reaction YouTuber who hates Jax.”

Guy 2: “Well yeah, who doesn’t hate Jax? Otherwise I’ll give him a watch.
Hoodydude by AccelAegis June 29, 2026

Sebastian Vettel 

German Formula One driver for the elite Red Bull Racing team. has achieved huge popularity worldwide with his youth, talented driving, good looks and sense of humor. regarded by many in the Formula One industry as the next michael schumaker.
Sebastian Vettel is favourite to win this years Championship title.
A magic wand. (It rhymes with "long.")
Greg: "Marvin, why were you in the Prinicipal's office today?"
Marvin: "Coach caught me playing helicopter with my slong again."
Greg: "That's cool."

A Slong is a Magic Wand

Harry Potter has a Magic Wand. He plays with it everyday. People pay money to watch him play with it in the movies. Harry has made millions of pounds playing with his Magic Wand. Harry and his friends play with their Magic Wands together. Often boys play with their friends' Magic Wands, but they never tell anyone.

At Harry's school, the school masters teach the students how to play with their Magic Wands. They get to feel tingly all over in class. I wish I went to Harry's school.

Girls don't have Magic Wands. So, they have to lure a boyfriend and play with his Magic Wand. Boys like girls to play with their Magic Wands. But, girls only like to play with Magic Wands about once a week, and boys like to play with Magic Wands about four times a day.

So, boys still have to play with their Magic wands by themselves or with their friends. If they're lucky, they can play with their Magic Wands on camera and make millions of dollars like Harry, whose Magic Wand must be hairy now.

One day, Hermione will get to play with Harry's hairy Magic Wand. But Hermione is unlike other English girls; she has her own Magic Wand. She plays with hers -- just like the boys -- on camera. Maybe that's why she hasn't played with Harry's Magic Wand yet.

So, everyone, your homework tonight is to play with your Magic Wands. Wonderful things will happen and you will feel tingly all over.
SLONG by Wanna C. Mine May 10, 2003
Short acronym for Filthy Cum Dumpster.
FCD by Kirk45 December 20, 2007
"your ugly" the girl responds with "your a biffo"
Biffo by Suckmycookie March 23, 2024
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